homeskillet:
noun~a close friend, more like family,
someone from your neighborhood
-Urban Dictionary
 
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HOMESKILLET
Serving up Breakfast ALL day 
Tuesday thru Sunday & 
Lunch ALL day
 Tuesday thru Friday
PLEASE 
NO PARTIES OVER 
4
we're that tiny...really
While we love the idea of large parties, the "more the merrier", our kitchen is too small to accommodate parties over four. We have 6 burners and a 2' by 2' griddle, 25% of which is always covered with home fries. Because Kirby alone cooks every dish to order (most dishes require two pans one for the main + one for the eggs, total=12 burners), if a party over four wants to eat together the other 28 patrons of the restaurant have to wait until that one tables' order is completed.  Since putting a cap on table size at four, the average wait time has gone from 40/90 minutes to 15/30 minutes for most tables. The time waiting for your food once you have ordered has been cut in half



"your food gives me super powers"
-written on the black board

SORRY NO TAKE OUT
Miss Velveeta Jones
Please welcome our newest family member 
Miss Velveeta Jones keeping an ever watchful eye on Sunnyland's Lower West Side
A Little Homeskillet Math




meals per day......................150 to 300

eggs fried-just fried..................720+

potatoes cut by hand per week.....750 lbs

cups of coffee poured....600 to 800ish

working cooking space..........100 sq ft

8” cast iron skillets...........................24

seats in dining room.........................32

griddle space.......................24” by 24”

stove top burners................................6

number of pancakes that fit on the griddle...2-not 2 orders...2

wait staff ................2 

tables that can seat 4 people.....2

dishwashers....1

Why we ask you to try the food we make the way we make it without substitutions 

because we have....



1 COOK


SINGULAR, 

SOLO, 

SOLAMENTE, 

BY HIMSELF....

ALONE, 

so very, very alone...

 


 

we really never ever claimed to be a FAST food joint

just a GOOD food  joint

so if it’s the peak hours of breakfast or lunch or the weekend

think about the math, keep substitutions to ZERO &

Thanks for your patience 

we’re doing our best to make it worth the wait!
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